Celinda (Cindi) Ward (Hanna)
Happy New Year Classmates (and site visitors). Hope 2012 brings you all good health, lots of happiness and, of course, prosperity!
Randall: All of CA is not like Los Angeles but I suspect you already know that. I live close to Palm Springs which is a much slower pace and whole lot less traffic. I do, however, travel into LA and Orange County on occasion but I look at it as an adventure! You have probably had all the adventure one needs in a lifetime with your many travels but I'm still that small town girl and a thrill seeker on occasion. I may have a case of arrested development but I still find the city life fascinating. I lived in LA and worked at a law firm in downtown in the early 90's and was part of the authentic "LA Law" - not the scenarios viewed on the hit TV series. For the record, there were NO Michael Kuzak, Victor Sifuentes or Arnie Becker look alikes at our firm. In fact, they all looked more like Stuart Markowitz, Douglas Brachman or even Bennie. (The fans of that show will know what (and who) I'm talking about). Anyway, I'm so sorry for your bad CA experience. I guess that means I shoulden't expect you and Kathy for dinner at my place any time soon, huh? Also, for the record, I do enjoy CA but Texas will always be my first love!
The following clip was borrowed from an email from Bryan Finck. You may have already seen it many times but I thought it was worth sharing for a giggle or two and good way to start the new year!
GREAT TRUTHS THAT CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polk-a-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise.. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD :
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is. . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is. .. . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is . .... Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.
Life is short. Dance naked (but not while frying bacon!)
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